i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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