somebody snuck up and got me drunk
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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