you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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