So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
no, he came in my armpit
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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