The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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