it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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