I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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