Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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