I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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