the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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