This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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