so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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