end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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