I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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