Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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