You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
