Your tits are I can't wait for
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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