David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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