I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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