they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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