omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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