I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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