So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Shame - the story of my life.
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