69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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