Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
