So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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