Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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