You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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