You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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