When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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