what if I'm pregnant?
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Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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