He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
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