Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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