There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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