Do vagina's smell?
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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