i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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