Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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