I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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