awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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