You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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