If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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