Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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