at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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