im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
She is in my trunk
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
It's shark week go big or go home
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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