Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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