If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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