Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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