Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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