Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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