awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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